Year: 2022

LUXEMBOURG — Recent discoveries have revealed a motive behind Cain’s decision to murder his brother Abel out in an open field. While it was long assumed that Cain chose this location due to its convenience — as Cain was a farmer and Abel was a shepherd, making fields an area the brothers had in common — scholars now agree that it is most likely that Cain murdered Abel in a field so their family’s Elf on the Shelf would not see it.

Albuquerque, New Mexico — On Nov. 25, 2022, 30-year-old Blaine Denetdele’s parents had to call 911 for a domestic disturbance at a home. In a 20 minute 911 call, Denetdele’s father first described his adult son as having been drinking earlier in the day and “out of control.”
Minutes later, Denetdele’s mother told dispatchers her son had a knife and charged at her husband, Denetdele’s father. He was not injured. When officers arrived on scene, Denetdele emerged from the home with knives in his hands.

I’ve certainly heard it often enough: Why should religious people be allowed to discriminate against same-sex marriage? It seems those who ask that question never seem to consider the other side.